There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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