During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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