would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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