Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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