He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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