you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
