I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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