She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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