i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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