it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
