i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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