You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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