Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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