I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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