fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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