once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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