Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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