ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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