She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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