oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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