I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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