I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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