Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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