its not stalking. its research.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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