Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
as a side note pls kill me
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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