Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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