would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Randomize
