I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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