And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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