I'm really into asian looking animals
Do you still have your period?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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