so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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