if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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