Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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