I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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