so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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