Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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