No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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