Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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