I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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