Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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