VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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