Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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