haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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