Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
