I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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