You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
How external is "for external use only"?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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