Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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