It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
