Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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