She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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