So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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