she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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